October 2009
74 posts
“I hope you live so many years you get bored and have to DIY”
– José-Miguel, bringing suicide into my happy birthday speech
“I hope you keep adding years without changing the texture of your face”
– José-Miguel, wishing me a happy birthday
“The names of holidays are capitalized: Lou Diamond Philips Day, Mononucleosis...”
– Fake AP Stylebook
“Boring literary works can be improved by adding -izzle to their titles:...”
– Fake AP Stylebook
Type anything & have it sung back to you →
do it now. type in some words and it sings it!
“And so, like the goat sacrificers and snake oil salesmen before them, a new...”
– Derek, via Mat, via Merlin
“I don’t have any money if that’s what you’re after. And I’m not one of those...”
– Liz Lemon (via crabcakes)
