September 2008
27 posts
"why can't these god-damned foreign people just be...
“A waste of time! After arriving at our hotel in Switzerland at 7 p.m., my wife and I had both hoped to work on our computers — but we couldn’t. Although we had bought universal plug adapters (which convert American plugs to European, Australian, and English outlets), it turns out that Switzerland has its own unique three-prong plug. Why? This kind of plug adapter is not sold with standard...
FM 100 Hue Test
Order the colours in the rows by... →
WatchTarget Women: Cleaning // Current
“women are not interchangeable”
– Bitch Ph.D.
this whole post is great. there doesnt seem to be a good way to quote more of it without it looking stupid. thats why GOOGLE READER SHARED ITEMS wins.
WatchUCBcomedy.com : Aubrey does Sarah Silverman I am going to see sarah silverman aaaa!
Watchfey/poehler 08
If they win, this is how they'll do it
By cheating, of course. Hopefully you’re all familiar by now at how Republicans use the fantasy threat of illegal immigrants voting to purge voter rolls in swing states of naturalized citizens and people who just happen to have Spanish-sounding last names. And how voter registrations from racially mixed neighborhoods are rejected on technicalities. And how voting machines in poor and minority...
It is our duty to inform you that as of 7:35:05am UTC on September 10, 2008, the Earth has been destroyed. The destruction of Earth was first reported by Mr Jonathan Barber of Wisconsin, United States, who spotted that his home-made seismic Earth Detector had ceased to give readings at around 8:00am (2am local time). Several other amateur geocide spotters noticed this at the same time but Mr....
Sarah Palin Soap Opera →
americalol →
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“WELL THAT’S NOT HOW WE DO IT IN THE STATES; YOURE NOT USING NEARLY ENOUGH ELECTRICITY AND IT’S NOT BIG ENOUGH. ALSO, WHERE IS THE GUN???
One of the most profound ideas in economics is household production: the idea that people can choose how to do things by combining their time and their purchases — and then utilize substitution depending on the prices of each. […] I...
“I’M SO GLAD THOSE STUPID EUROPEANS HAVE GOT SOME PROPER SUPERIOR AMERICAN TOILETS NOW. WE REALLY CONQUERED THEM GOOD! ALSO, WE INVENTED THE TOILET!!”
When I first toured Europe in 1958, I was struck by how foreign the toilets were. They didn’t look at all like ours. (Erica Jong in her book Fear of Flying (1973) has a wonderful discussion of international differences.) My recent...
“WHY DO THESE GODDAM EUROPEANS HAVE TO RECYCLE WHY CAN’T THEY JUST THROW IT AWAY OR BURN IT IN THEIR CARS OR PUT IT IN THE TUMBLE DRYER LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE”
My wife has been losing sleep because she’s afraid she is misclassifying a lot of the garbage at our German apartment. There is much more insistence on recycling in Germany (and much of Europe) than in the U.S. We have four different...
“Feminism (here we go) is a discourse that involves (endlessly variable) movements, theories and philosophies (immensely important though often migraine-inducing) which are concerned with the issue of gender (and sex, because, hey, biology exists) difference (if that’s not too divisive), advocate equality (or equity, or parity, or some therapeutic ball-busting) for women , and...
“please stop talking about poutine on twitter. Children use this service....”
– Twitter / FakeSarahPalin
Watch“Aw sweetie i’m not your mom.. and I wanna overturn Roe vs Wade”
